- Jim: hello?
- Irene: Hi Jim! You sound annoyed, is this a bad time to call?
- Jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
- Irene: Well, I was calling to say I got tickets to the Bee Gees concert.
- Jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
- Irene: The sold out Bee Gees concert, Jim! I am special friends with the owner of Ticketmaster!
- Jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
- Irene: The concert is tonight, I grabbed you a ticket if you're free...
- Jim: wait...
- Jim: Sorry, wrong day to die.
- Jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
- Irene: Come on bitch, I don't lie about the Bee Gees.
