February 2012
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January 2012
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Jim: hello?
Irene: Hi Jim! You sound annoyed, is this a bad time to call?
Jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
Irene: Well, I was calling to say I got tickets to the Bee Gees concert.
Jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
Irene: The sold out Bee Gees concert, Jim! I am special friends with the owner of Ticketmaster!
Jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
Irene: The concert is tonight, I grabbed you a ticket if you're free...
Jim: wait...
Jim: Sorry, wrong day to die.
Jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
Irene: Come on bitch, I don't lie about the Bee Gees.
December 2011
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November 2011
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Amadi Talks: Siri Failures, Illustrated →
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The recent illustrations of Siri, the iPhone 4S voice-recognition based assistant, failing to provide information to users about abortion, birth control, help after rape and help with domestic violence has gotten a lot of notice. Yesterday’s post with screenshots from a Twitter conversation I was…
I honestly can not wait until next semester. My classes sound so freaking interesting. I’m taking :
Magic Rights and Rituals- my last required anthro course :(
Kurt Vonnegut single author- my department of English requires one course on an author
Dystopia in literature and film- So many interesting books and films, I can’t wait!
Pronunciation and Intention- a French course
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A Supermarket in California - Allen Ginsberg
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What thoughts I have of you tonight, Walt Whitman, for
I walked down the sidestreets under the trees with a headache
self-conscious looking at the full moon.
In my hungry fatigue, and shopping for images, I went
into the neon fruit supermarket, dreaming of your enumerations!
What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families
shopping at night! Aisles full of...
October 2011
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So I registered for spring semester yesterday
And after next semester I only have 8 hours left until I’m done with my undergraduate degree. If graduating in August didn’t scare the shit out of me, I’d be done by this summer. Ahh its all so crazy to me, I can’t believe I’m almost done.
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Just started my peace corps application
I figure, since I’ve decided that I’m graduation in a year(December 2012, how freaking scary is that?!) I’m starting to get that lost, what am I going to do with my life feeling. Something that I’ve never had. I’ve always known what I wanted to do. Go to grad school, get a PhD in English, teach English in France for a few years, come back and become a professor. I...
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Ughhh why isn't Chris awake so he can freak out...
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One of my favorite things to do is just lay in bed...